According to the Daily Telegraph, it would appear Kylie Minogue has legs. But then again, so has a good claret, “legs” being the description of the liquid running down the inside of the glass following a typical wine-bore sniff, spit and swirl session.
Being a typical, middle-aged male, rather than red wine legs, I have a distinct preference for legs of the Minogue kind, or, if truth be told, even the occasional discussion as to the state of the Minogue posterior. Indeed, I can but wonder the effect upon my marriage should Ms Minogue knock at my front door requesting either a cup of sugar or for me to be the father of her children.
However, I feel I must complain, on equality grounds, how said DT story of the female leg in general (which included a dissertation on the Minogue leg), stacks up on the equality and discrimination front in terms of Trafalgar Square statue model Alison Lapper (no legs), media-unfriendly, ex-Beatle ex-wife Heather Mills (one leg), Legs and Co (completely un-coordinated Top of the Pops dance troupe) or politician Ruth Kelly (hasn’t had a leg to stand on for ages).
and here the List sexy female leg from celebrity female gallery
1. Nadine Coyle
2. Beyonce
3. Britney Spears
4. Dannii Minogue
5. Kylie Minogue
6. Jamelia
7. Cheryl Cole
8. Gwen Stefani
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Tina Turner
