Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tiger Woods slept on an air mattress in an empty house after fight with Elin


Tiger Woods announces he will take an indefinite break from golf
Tiger Woods may be living large on his yacht and/or at another filthy rich friend’s mansion in Long Island. Maybe he’s in sex rehab as has been rumored, but I thoroughly doubt it. With all the speculation on Tiger’s luxurious whereabouts, there’s some comforting news that he spent a little time in the dog house. US Weekly reports that the philandering golfer passed a night or two sleeping on an air mattress in a friend’s empty mansion. All he had were some snacks, crappy beer, and a TV to keep him busy. I’m sure he passed the time texting various women asking them to come over for chips and Bud light.